10 amazing rules of FIFA World Cup 2014

Ten important and distinctive rules have been rolled out for current FIFA world cup 2014, starting this month.

These rules are not from Foot ball association, but these are passed by Husband associations, and these rules are applicable to all TV watching wives.

Ten rules are as follows;

1. Remote control of TV will be the property of husbands for whole month.
2. All wives are advised to inform their friends not to give birth/wed/ die or whatever during this world cup, as husband won’t be able to go any where.
3. Repeats and highlights of matches are as important as live match, so all husbands will be busy in watching them
4. All daily soaps, dramas, award shows, fashion shows etc can be watched together if actors or celebrities are wearing football shirts.
5. Kindly do not ask repeated questions, such as “What is offside?”, as wives can not understand it
6. No talking is allowed during match timings.
7. Wives are strictly not allowed to pass in front of the TV. (You can crawl if there is any emergency)
8. Wives kindly ensure that they do not ask silly question during match regarding any football player.
9. If any one has missed the lineup then do not ask, “Who is that guy?”
10. All wives are advices to support teams to whom their husband support. (Association is not responsible for consequences if this rule is not fulfilled) 
    Try to follow these rules during world cup and enjoy happy married life